Presenting two of Marvel''s finest: Spider-Man and...Cynical Duck (TM)? Yes, Howard the Duck''s brain has been thoroughly scrubbed, his hard-edged humor carefully dulled down for maximum demographic acceptance. It''s up to Peter Parker to set the duck straight -- but does the world prefer Howard this way? Guest-starring the villainy of SOOPhI, the utter cluelessness of Mayor J. Jonah Jameson, and the unnerving eroticism of Swizzle, SOOPhI''s whip-wielding corporate spokeswoman. Plus: a tiny-size Man-Thing backup.